[Movie Review ] The Boy Next Door

Just don’t waste your time for this movie. The lamest movie for this year, i would say.
Predictable story plot, boring casts of characters, no suspends, no thrills, if there is no Jlo and the boy sexy scenes, you can sleep throughout the movie.

So, Jlo is separated with her cheated husband, she is staying in the house with her dumb and nerdy son. One day, a young and good looking boy move into her next door, became her neighbor. He helped her to fix her garage door and she invited him for dinner. After knowing he will be eating alone, she invited him to go to her house for meals everyday.

So, the boy can enter her house every time he wants to. But this beautiful single sexy Jlo will dress sexily in the house for no reasons even knowing her son is in puberty time and her neighbor can enter her house without the key.

So the boy was obsessed with Jlo. One night, they had sex and Jlo regretted about it and try to keep the distance with the boy. They boy gone crazy, he stalked, he threatened, he killed people.

Blah blah blah, in the end, jlo, the dumb son and the husband were trapped in the barn. The boy tried to kill the husband and the dumb son but Jlo fights with him and blah blah blah, Jlo and the family won.

Yeah, happy ending.

Fark this movie.

[ Movie Review ] Seventh Son

Seventh Son

So my friend, lapcheong invited me to Seventh Son premiere screening. I am not interested to watch the movie after the trailer. But since lapcheong has free tickets, so i go for the aircond and popcorn.

seventh son

Lapcheong and me cannot stop giggling silently while watching the movie. It is a comedy film in our humble opinion.

The story is kinda lame in the movie, i believe the book is much more interesting. There were so many loopholes in the movie and it just feels like the script and plot were very poorly planned.

Tell me:-

1- Why the best of the best assassin army fall like domino and die like potatoes? Maybe they were trained by a potato coach.

2- Where the four armed sword dude went in the end?

3- If the giant bear can just be burned with oil and fire, why the heck they need to release him out from the cage and did some monkey show before they burn the bear?

4- What is the point of the future vision Thomas always seen?

5- So the wand is just a giant matches

blah blah blah

After all, this movie is about a witch who was good before the spook hurt her feeling hence she became a very powderful wicth who has a team of powderful wicthes. There were giant bear, giant scorpion, bird, leopard, 4 armed sword dude, some wicked witches/ fantasy creatures and a team of assassin against one old spook, one ugly but loyal servant and one inexperienced apprentice who was the seventh son of a seventh son. Fight, fight, fight and then the mother of the seventh son was actually a white witch and she defended for the human but was killed by evil witch. The seventh son gained his power and confident because of his mother’s death and he went to fight with the evil witch and in the end he save his master and save the world. Yeah, happy ending. The end.

KTHXB

Lego Movie 2014 Review

An ordinary LEGO minifigure, mistakenly thought to be the extraordinary MasterBuilder, is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil LEGO tyrant from gluing the universe together.

Awesome, awesome, everything is awesome, Batman, Emmet, Wyldstyle, Vitruvius, the cat, blah blah, everything is awesome! I like lego and i love batman, so this movie is my bias! I declared this is a Monday Movie! A highly entertaining movie, de-stress you from Monday Blue so you can continue your taco Tuesday with joy.

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The Lego Movie- Characters

The Lego Movie- Characters

This movie has great animation and good story plot. The voice casts were awesome! Liam Neeson did a great job on voice over for goodcop/badcop, not to mention the incredible god voice – Morgan Freeman. The super duper cute mad batman, the cool and lovely lucy and the [extra] ordinary Emmet, the fluffy cloud cuckoo land, everything is awesome! There are many cute scenes and cross over of superheroes in the movie.

Batman & Wonderwomen

Batman:To the Batmobile!
[kaboooooooom] Batman: Dang it…
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet!
[kabooooooooom]Wonder Woman: Dang it…

Batman mad throws batarang

Robot: Who are you here to see?
Batman: I’m here to see… your butt!
Hiak hiak hiak hiak[Mad throws batarangsssss to hit the robot and button]Batman: FIRST TRY!

Vitruvius ghost

Vitruvius ghost: awu awu awu

Superman hates Green Lantern

Green Lantern: Don’t worry Superman, I’ll get you out of there
Superman: No,don’t…
Green Lantern: Oh my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you. 🙁

Superman and Green lantern’s interaction is one of the cutest scene! Need not to say more, this movie is a good movie, creative and fun, totally worth for the ticket money!

I am a superfan for batman. I super love the batman in the lego movie, he is darn cute when he is mad because he missed the target. He has more joyful and fun expression in the movie. I have a collection of batman keychain and magnet which i got it from The Legoland. If you saw any cute batman stuff, please please please let me know!

Batman

Batman Magnet

Batman

Batman Blue Version keychain

Batman

Batman the family

My Lego keychain collection.

Superman, lego

Superman

Hulk, lego

Hulk is angry

Starwars DarthVader & Stroomper

Starwars DarthVader & Stroomper

My Lego Collection

My Lego Collection

Just like the theme song of the Lego movie! Everything is awesome!

My rating: 8/10
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The Lego Movie (2014) on IMDb

A Story of Yonosuke (2013) Review

A tale of 18-year-old Yokomichi Yonosuke, who moves from his rural home in Nagasaki prefecture to attend college in Tokyo, where he befriends a high-class call girl and the daughter of a rich industrialist

A two, almost three hours long movie, a long but unique film i will say, but i never got bored through the movie. A movie that keep you smiling, this movie has the magical power dragging you with various emotions. A normal story, very normal and plain i will say. Just a story of a guy and his friends, no superpower, no messy relationship, no coke, no sexy chicks, no boobs, no handsome guys. A story set in 80’s, the fashion, people, cars and the whole sets have nostalgia to it and the cinematography is brilliant. You can experience the true 80’s Japan.

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Yonosuke Yokomichi

Yonosuke Yokomichi

Yonosuke, a funny, sincere, loyal and innocent man. He has the ability to make the people around him smile. 🙂 From Nagasaki to Tokyo, he study in the college, make friends, join clubs, do part-time, help around. Well, that is basically the whole movie about. He is a ordinary boy but he is warm, just like the candle light in the dark and raining night.
Samba

Samba

The samba club! Yonosuke and his new friends, Ippei Kuramochi and Yui Akutsu joined the Samba club. How i wish my school was that fun in my time.
Yusuke Kato

Yusuke Kato

Yusuke Kato, the typical cool guy in the gangs. Always act mysterious, have some dark secrets, clever, popular type of guy. He is a gay, and living in a high class apartment. Yonosuke always go to his place for aircond. He admits he is a gay in the park and expected Yonosuke will stay away from him. However, Yonosuke don’t seen it like a big deal and befriend with him like normal.
Yonosuke dead

Yonosuke dead

He mets his first love? A modern, pretty big sister. She was a social butterfly, party babe and earn living from man. She knows how to treat the guys and clever enough to make them go away when she had enough from them. She then became a deejay and reports a news regarding the dead of Yonosuke in radio station. Erm, yea, Yonosuke is dead.(This movie did not follow timeline but mix with the past and presents. )
Of course, a babe like her will not accept the poor Yonosuke. So, the normal Yonosuke continue his normal school life, until he met Shoko chan, the super cute girl.
Shoko Yosano

Shoko Yosano

OMG! This girl is darn cute!The character of the girl could easily be annoying but Yoriko Yoshitaka manages to take the role perfectly. She is so cute and innocent in the movie. Her smile makes me smile, her laugh makes me laugh, her loves for Yonosuke is innocent and sincere. You just can’t hate this girl.
shoko hides behind the curtain

shoko hides behind the curtain

She hides behind the curtain when she confess her loves for Yonosuke.
Shoko Chan Kissu

Shoko Chan Kissu

They celebrates their first Christmas. Under the snow, Shoko wants Yonosuke to kiss her.
Shoko Chan

Shoko Chan

Shoko hurts her legs and needed to stay in hospital. Yonosuke takes her our from wards and send her home.Their love story is not perfect. They broke up and pursue their path separately.

Erm, this movie is interesting and heart warming even thought the main character, Yonosuke was dead. It will make you think back your school life, your friends and the old time of you. Those wonderful time in school, happy memories with friends, crazy stuff you ever did with your friends. Do you still remember the silly promises with your friends? Friendship forever? and stuff like that? Do you still keep in touch with those friends now? I am lucky i still keep in touch with the my primary school friends. After the movie, i make a small gathering with them for no reason. 🙂 Maybe i just want to make the promise come true, friendship forever.

My ratings: 8/10
IMDB ratings:
A Story of Yonosuke (2013) on IMDb

Now You See Me (2013) Review

I went to cinema to watch this movie because of Alfred and Fox. I always have faith in their movie.

The poster is very much look likes Ocean Twelve and the movie is also about a catch and run between a group of modern Robin-hood thieves and FBI agents, except they were a group of young magician.

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4 horsemen

4 horsemen

The trailer is interesting, the casting is promising. I did enjoyed the movie. The theme is fresh and the magic from the start is exciting. Everyone love magic show, and will love even more if the magician is good looking. But, the whole story is lack of logical plots, characters development and substance. This movie is an amateur junior compares with Ocean Eleven. But, it is enjoyable, a popcorn movie suitable for Friday night after a long and tiring week.

The starting of the movie is pretty cool but since the FBI and Interpol couple came in, the whole story became lame and stupid.

FBI & Interpol couple

FBI & Interpol couple

The magics they performed were improbable and lame after the explanation from Morgan Freeman. A extremely suspicious Interpol agent, obsessed with magic for no reason and no determination on catching the thieves.
Alma Dray

Alma Dray

The teleportation, the rebuild of the bank’s vault, the hijacking of the bank truck, the hypnotism, the real time robbing of a billionaire, the giant bubble, the highway chasing, the giant mirror trick in the vault and etc. Come on man, do not make your audience angry, you are making the audience feeling stupid for watching the movie. Do not push all the unlogical, ridiculous plot as magic. The twist at the end, so the hulk was a great magician who managed to enter the top of the magicians circle yet at the same time a busy FBI and also a revenger?

Overall, the movie is still enjoyable, just do not try hard and be Homer! Grab your popcorn, rest your brain and watch with your family or friends.

My rating: 5.5/10
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Now You See Me (2013) on IMDb

Pain & Gain 2013 Review

Big boys, Big Dreams, Big ambitions. Wrong moves, Wrong paths, Wrong decisions.

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Pain and Gain

The trio

3 not so smart boys decided to take a short cut by kidnapping and robbing other’s belongings. Violence, robbing, kidnapping, cocaine, hitting, torturing, decomposing body, alcohol, strippers, sexing. All the negative elements are all in one movie. This movie is bad because the director makes the criminals feel like not guilty at all. He make them feel like, totally worth it. Well, this is no good, not cool and not encouraging.

This is a comedy, well, it does serve as a comedy movie. But the laughing points are somehow shallow, you laugh in the movie but once you finish the movie, you totally forgot why you laugh at it. The first half of the movie was fun, till they started to do the stupid things.

Outdoor Hand Grilling

Outdoor Hand Grilling

It is kinda hard to believe the movie was based on a true story. Grilling hands outdoor, purchasing large quantity of suspicious items in once, suspicious people move in in your rich neighborhood without any background and no one is curious about it?

Hospital

Hospital

Doc: Why are you dressed for surgery in our hospital?
Lugo: Well, I like to be prepared for anything.

Perfect execution. Seriously?!?!

victim's dog

victim’s dog

Well, basically, the dogs in the movie are the real hero. Dog is really a man’s best friend!

In the end, two of them (Lugo and Adrian) were sentenced to death, while the rock, the cokehead was sentenced to 15 years in jail.

Overall, this movie is a bad movie. I find it hard to believe it was based on a true story, if these 3 idiots can actually robbed and did enjoy the wealth which belongs to someone else. Do you really think this movie will not influence other dumb heads? Now, you might want to say this to me.

Adrian-and-Lugo

Adrian-and-Lugo

But, hey, there are someone out there willing to sell one of his kidney for an iphone4, there are a bunch of Justin Bieber’s fans. Now, tell me again, am i too exaggerated?

My rating: 4/10
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Pain & Gain (2013) on IMDb