DIRT CHEAP ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day

So, it’s the pink time of the year again. This year, we are celebrating double Valentine’s day because Chinese Valentine’s day fall on the same date of Western Valentine’s day. Yes, there is Chinese Valentine’s day out there too, but I am not sure if there is any other blah Valentine’s day. I am here to rescue you from spending money on this overly commercialized day. Here is my little advice for you to celebrate Valentine’s day in super cheap ways.

Flowers? Chocolates?
Roses and chocolates are overrated, especially in this special day, the price of rose is like gold. Tell her, roses and chocolates are overrated in this day, you are a very special person, you are too classy to be matched with roses and chocolates. What you need to do is to take a picture of her and tell her, you are the most important person in my life, I wish I could get a star or the moon for you but I couldn’t, I am now taking a picture of you and keep that picture with me everywhere so I can be motivated to find more money to bring you to the moon.

Bears? Gift?
Handmade card is so lame, bear and other fluffy stuff? unless you are dating with Dora the explorer. Today, you don’t have to prepare any gift. Before she ask you for any present, you ask from her first! Tell her, in Japan, girl give guy gifts of handmade chocolate as well as other gifts.

Romantic Dinner
This is the most headache problems in Valentine’s day. Every restaurant, even the chain restaurant also will be crowded. The set meals will be very expensive because is the day for the restaurant to cut your throat and suck your blood. Buy her sandwich ingredients, tell her, today is the test day for you, I need to see if you can make my sandwich before you receive my.. ( just smile ) She will make you dinner.

Entertainment
The night is so long. What should you do after dinner? Do you want to do shopping in human sea? Do you want to watch lego movie with your gf with a bunch of teens? Do you want to watch bluray in the room? Those ideas are so so so so boring! You can bring her back to your office, then tell her, I want you to look at me when I am working, I need you to know that I suffer 5 working days to do stuff I am not interested, to face people that I hate because I need to earn money for our future. Then you can do plan your works ahead and in the same time chat with her. She will thinks you are a very romantic person.

The Night
Well, i am ran out of creativity for this one. Either you sleep in her room, or she sleep in your room or both of you spend the night in hotel or vehicle.

The end, Happy Valentine

P/s: I am not responsible for anything happened to you, either you get dumped, get married or get babies.

10 Things to do In Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur.


Berjaya Times Square is one of the popular shopping malls located in the golden triangle of Kuala Lumpur. Everything is under one roof but this shopping mall is more catered for teenagers and tourist. Besides to do shopping and walk around, below is a list that I purpose to you – 10 things to do in Berjaya Time Square!

Dark Corner

Dark Corner

1- Hide and Seek
This building is huge and have more than 10 levels. You can easily hide yourself in any of the retail shops. There were many secret back doors and stairs in the building too. But be careful, there was a rumours about a young couples who tried to open a random door and the guy fall down from 8 or 9 floors to the ground floor because that was a under maintenance lift room. Also, you might saw something you will not want to see or you want to see! ( Refer to No.9). The security team in BTS is very hardworking, there are a lot of guards patrolling in each floors, if they find you suspicious, they might bring you to the black room office for interrogation. How I wish if the famous Korea variety show- Runningman held their name tag game in BTS!


2- Cosplay
I assume this is the only one shopping mall that the people inside will accept what you wearing. I have seen a bald samurai Malay guy with a giant paper sword, sailormoon, Gabsty potential models around the building. The fashion trends in BTS is more to Japan Akihabara style but now Korean trend is the kingly way! You can spot Hyunas or Shinees in BTS. I must praise for their fashion sense and bravery. They are so young and dare to be different! YOLO! So wear what you want to wear to BTS.


3- Make New Friends!
If you want to make more friends from all over the world, you need to visit BTS! You can find many foreign tourists or workers in BTS. Try to greet them and start a conversation, who knows you might be able to friend some Arabian prince or Indonesian princess. There are many Korean students hanging around in BTS too. If you look for the white people, you can always catch them in ground floor Starbucks or Krispy Kreme.

Escalators

Escalators

4- Exercise
This building have more than 10 levels for you to run up and down. No worry, you won’t be tempt to use lift because the lift in BTS is slower than Spongebob’s pet and it’s always full of people. So, just save up the time and work out your ass. Who don’t want chocolate abs, honey thigh, round booty? Come to BTS and exercise around. But, be careful, do not disturb the tourist and other people in the mall. Do it quietly and in Ninja Style.

5- Relax your mind with the Eye candies in BTS
This is one good damn reason for you to visit BTS. Open your eyes widely and you can find your Hyuna, Yoona and whatever Na around BTS. There are many uljang girls and boys in there, big and innocent eyes, vivid and long eyelashes, porcelain skin with good fashion. You can politely ask them to take a photo together and show off in your instagram or facebook. Who knows, you might find your destiny girl/guy in BTS. For those who read this post, I will pray for you, I wish you can find your destined one in BTS!

Beautiful KL city Scenery

Beautiful KL city Scenery

6- Beautiful Scenery
You can bring your partner to BTS and enjoy the beautiful scenery of KL city from their crystal clear big window. The parking in BTS is relatively cheap compared with other parking areas. Bringing your other half to enjoy the beautiful night or day scenery of KL city in BTS can save your wallet from bleeding and also your other half might admire you more for bringing him/her to special place to view KL scenery other than the mainstream places. What you need to do is to borrow a motorcycle from your friends or family (Rm 1 for motorcycle parking), invite your partner at 8pm to BTS. Why 8pm? Because 6pm-7pm is traffic peak hours, I don’t think you want to stuck in the traffic jam and get yourself sweaty and hungry before you reach BTS. Besides, 8pm is after dinner hours, you can save your money from treating your other half for dinner. Need not to thank me for this brilliant idea.

Electric Socket

Electric Socket

7- Free electricity, water and free wifi in certain restaurants.
Holy moly, what can you ask more from BTS. You can get your daily needs in BTS for free! You can bring your laptop or tabs to play flappy birds for whole day and no one will disturb you! There are plenty of electric sockets around BTS, you can always find them in some walls. You can also enjoy latest kpop music video in level 4, outside of Dubu Dubu restaurant.

8- Improve your appearance
BTS have many hair saloons, beauty centres, boutiques, low-end brands and many accessories shops. Kpop or Jpop hairs, name any hairstyle you wish to makeover, I believe the hair saloon in BTS can satisfy you. Even the hardest African hair braiding also can be done, there are few African hair saloons in BTS.

9- Perfect place for secret affairs
As what I mentioned above, BTS is a big shopping mall and there are many dark corners and secret rooms. Well, if you can avoid the security team, you can have your sweet times in some corners. *P/S: This is one of the do-able option but I do not recommend it. Bear with the consequence yourself if you get caught.

10- Practice random acts of kindness
I strongly recommend everyone to practice random acts of kindness. Many of us are afraid the approach of strangers, because we were taught to be wary of strangers especially in Malaysia. I think BTS can take my idea and make BTS a safe place to practice random acts of kindness. In Bts, we can help cleaner aunties to mop floors, take selfie for pretty tourists, carry handbags for ladies, or just simply smile and greet the foreigner tourists. Let’s put a smile on everyone in BTS! Everyone can sing everything is awesome in center court and spread the positive energy around!

Why is Leonardo Dicaprio keep having sad love life in his movies?

I have been wondering why is Leonardo Dicaprio keep having sad marriage and relationship with the actress in his movies?

1) Romeo and Juliet ( 1996)

By just reading the movie title, you already know the ending of poor Romeo, and Leonardo was the Romeo. He drank the poison and die. Both of them will never have a happy ending.

2) Titanic (1997)

Jack and Rose. Poor Leonardo sacrificed himself to let his beloved Rose to survive. Sad ending again.

3) The Aviator (2004)

Suffered from OCD, he has a hard time dealing with the one he loves.

4) Shutter Island (2010)

He killed his own wife. He lives with full of regret.

5) Inception (2010)

Poor Leonardo, again he lives full of regret after he cannot save Marion.

6) The Great Gatsby (2013)

He waited for her over 5 years. And she became a wife of other man.

Poor Leonardo, if you don’t want to award him the Oscar award he deserved to, you don’t keep make him to have a miserable love life!