Attack on Titan Nendoriod

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Kyaa, i finally have a set of nendoriod. Thanks to my colleagues gave me this as birthday present.

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Nendoriod- Colossal Titan

Cute kan!

A little bit of this and that.

3D chocolate art from Coffee Stain.

3D art Coffee Stain

3D art Coffee Stain

Extra Rm5 just for the 3D cute stuff on your hot chocolate. This 3D stuff only can be done with hot chocolate. I’ve tried this in Publika Coffee Stain, and this is the first and last time i will order this.

U village Char Siew rice

U village Char Siew rice

My favorite char siew rice in U Village restaurant. Just like the sorrowful rice from The king of cookery!

黯然销魂饭

黯然销魂饭

Cute Birthday Cake

Cute Birthday Cake

Celebrated my colleague’s birthday with this cute cake. Porcupine! i choose you!

Wampa and Luke Skywalker

Wampa and Luke Skywalker

I like wampapa, please santa, i want this for my christmas present.

Car mirror

Car mirror

Missing mirror Motorcyclist banged my side mirror when i was get stuck in a massive jam, there were enough space to pass through 2 motorcycles but this drunken rider banged my mirror and ran away. I couldn’t do anything but act cool because other car drivers were checking out on my reaction.

Luxola Spree

Luxola Spree

Zalora Spree

Zalora Spree

And my shopping spree is finally here!

KTHXB.

How to deal with unwanted calls.

How to deal with unwanted calls, like insurances calls, or other annoying calls that you wish to stop or say no to that person but you don’t have the heart to do so?

This is just an irrelevant picture

This is just an irrelevant picture

Insurance calls is my ultimate problems now, this is my way to ditch the annoying insurance calls. Always remember insurance agent is just doing their jobs, is their job to be aggressive so please don’t be mean to them. Just say not interested or do not want. But sometimes, some agents really gone too far, they will never stop even though you’ve rejected them nicely. Even though you told her that you had insurance covers already but they still persuade you to get a second insurance, those are real annoying. Instead of just ending the phone call, I will let her do the talking and put the phone next to radio. If he/she is Malay or Indian, I will turn on Chinese radio for him/her to enjoy some music or if he/she is Chinese, I will switch to Indian radio for him/her to feel the Bollywood. (ps: I did reject them politely before they do the long talking but they still never give up)

You’re welcome to let me know your way to ditch unwanted calls but if is rudely say no or just end the calls half way, you can keep it to yourself.

Sekian, KTHXB.

So, what can you do if you trapped in traffic jam but you need to pee or poop?

Based on the title, sometime if the traffic is so bad that you might be trapped for few hours but what to do if you need to poop and pee so badly?

Pee
There is nothing you can do if you cannot find a place to stop the car and go pee inside some buildings. Unless you want to peep inside a botol or plastic bag or just let it go inside the car and find car wash later. You can always tell the car washer that your pet pees inside your car. You can also practise zen or chanting to distract yourself from the urge to pee. Let the pee inside you to be absorbed by the skin and let them evaporate through your skin.

Poop
I never encounter the situation before. But this is a post written by my friend. You can refer on it.

So I’m leaving my buddies house… and I get the feeling like I have to poo. I figure ‘fvck it, I can make it back home (it’s about 25 miles, straight highway shot… takes me about 20 min … normally ) I think one last time (before I get on the highway) that I should just pull over to the gas station and let it rip… I decide that avoiding the atomic bathrooms was in my best interest… I hop on the highway, and traffic is light to moderate… I get about 2 exits down, and as I pass the third exit… everything stops…… traffic is just idle. For about 5 min. we don’t move at all.. my stomach starts grumbling… uh oh, I think… I am stuck, just past an exit, and there is a few miles before the next one.. I think I’ll just hold it out.
Well, the traffic starts moving slow.. and I mean slow. I.e., I didn’t even press the gas.. just let my foot off the clutch so it was moving like ~ 2mph… We get stuck again… I’m think my ass is about to blow worse than Mt. St. Helen! I am literally shaking/sweating… I have no idea what I’m going to do…
Well, it gets beyond control.. I either make a plan, or I duece my pants.. there is no other option. Keep in mind I’m in a volvo s70 (not my bimmer thank G-d)… it’s stopped traffic and there is no window tint.. plus, it’s the middle of the day. I take off my shirt, drop my shorts and underwear. I lay down my shirt on the seat, lean forward so that my head is basically resting on the windshield, and I struggle… I push and push and nothing… It’s just so big that it’s jammed up in my gut, man that thing ain’t moving! I am still sweating, but now I’m freakin’ naked (except for my shoes and socks)… I cannot even bare to look next to me to see if these people are watching me struggle thinking ” what in the mother fcking hell is he doing??” I squeeze and squeeze and finally the turtle head pops out… I push like I’m giving birth to a freakin’ full grown elephant , and finally I am able to deploy my lincoln log… I lay the biggest brown pipe ever right in my shirt. It was all solid (thank god) about a 2 foot hot snake all coiled up and stairing back at me … I use my boxers to whipe, and ball it all up together… I set the clothed poo wad in the passenger seat, pull my shorts back on, and just sit there in utter relief… still staring straight ahead out of fear of seeing a school bus full of traumatized shool-children or something next to me, or some guy taking pics or something… I finally switch lanes over to the far right, roll down the window, and fling out my poo-wad as far as I can. That thing was heavy as hell! I finally get home (approx. 1 hr later)… and proceed to sanitize the car… I never cleaned a seat better than I did that day… I also took a long shower and tried to forget what I had just done…

Oh well… What can you do?

So, tint your window, prepare some bottles or plastic bags or diapers in your car just in case.

If you accidentally peed or pooped inside your car, blame the dog! Bring your car to car wash and tell them your pets did it. Wait them clean your car like a boss.

What to do when you stuck in Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam is just like constipation, you want to let go your gear but there is no way to let it go. Traffic jam is the problem we get to face it every working days, stuck for 10 minutes consider you get lucky for the day. I was once get caught in traffic jam for 2.3 hours, I can’t felt my legs when I reached home. (Me using manual car, cool, yea, I know)

So what you do when you get stuck in traffic jam? I have seen many people messaging, reading newspaper, singing along with the radio, cursing, playing phone, watching videos from mobile phone, self checkout from the mirror, smoking, blah and blah. Boring, boring, boring! Why can’t you do something fun when you get stuck in traffic jam!

Playing mobile phone games or apps is dangerous even if your vehicle is stopped because of traffic jam. You will lose your focus on road/ traffic condition. Reading newspaper or website will slow down your reflexes. So, what to do when you get caught in traffic?

1- Play mind games
You can train your brain with some mind games. Use a stopwatch, count 1.2.3 in your mind, the game is to sync the numbers in your mind with a stopwatch. This game can calm your mind and make yourself become a human countdown timer! If your microwave’s timer spoiled, but you still can cook your meal perfectly!

2- Train your memory
With mobile phone and all sort of digital devices to help you record everything, I guess your brain is aging and memory is fading. Admit it, you can’t even memorize more than 5 contact numbers. Well, you can start training your memory power when you stuck in traffic jam, find 5 cars that you like on the road, memorize their car plate number and check if you can write down those numbers when you crawl back to your home/destination.

3- Study vocabulary
Same like method 2, but you can choose to memorize new vocabulary from the language you want to master. Get some vocabulary flash card and enhance your vocab, in the same time you can boost your confidence in communications. You can show off to your friends too. Try to get some Shakespeare’s ultimate elegant, extremely bewildering jabs and affronts sentences. You can use that on your enemy and make them looks like half-baked.

4- Check the surroundings or self check out
Open your eyes wide and check out what the other driver or passengers doing when they get stuck. Maybe you will find some hot couples kissing, the process of make up, people eating nasi lemak using 1 hand.. blah and blah. Who knows, you might really get lucky, some pretty girl get bored and start conversation with you through hand gesture from their car. You can also self check out with the built-in mirror. Check if is time to trim nose hair, check if you need a facial or how to shape your mustache handsomely. blah and blah.

5- Call someone to chat
Call toll free numbers and chat with random operators. Of course, i am not asking you call to hospital, police or emergency force la. but you can call to banks, restarants, or even some society clubs. Remember, Bruce Willis gets his gf from this way too in RED2. Remember to use your handsfree when you make a call. I am not responsible if you get caught.

The end, kthxb.

PS: Here is a free gift from me, use this to scold your enemy wisely.

Birthday Celebration for friends


Ran out of ideas how to prank celebrate your friend’s birthday? Here, you can take my ideas to become the master party planner. My ideas are totally safe for all ages, no kinky stuff involved, suitable to use on girls.

The Birthday cake

Let’s assume your friend is having his/her 18’s birthday. You can go to market to buy 18 pieces egg tarts or any tarts, or any other food you think is suitable as a substitute for the tarts. Give the tarts one of those birthday cake’s boxes, decorate the box and present it to your friends. He/she have to eat all those tarts in order to get good luck for the rest of the year. I’ve done that to a friend of mine, I made a gathering in a Chinese restaurant, order 18 pieces of xiao long bao and watched her finish the xiao long bao. She was happy because no one done that to her before.

Ok, i admit, she whacked me on the next day. So, do it on your own risk.

The event

Let’s pretend normal and tell your friend that you are going to have a birthday party for her. Ask her to go to location A at 7pm for the party. Keep bluffing her how great the party will be, the person you invited and the food. Let her to have high expectation. At 6.30pm, you message her urgently, tell her your car’s tire was flat, you need help to change tire or any other reason to lure her to go to your place and make her thinks that the party will be cancel. Send the other guests to the final location where the party will be held. Sit and wait till she rush to your place, ask her to open car boot to get the tools. Inside the car boot, you can prepare some nitrogen balloons, the birthday presents or flower, so when the time she open the boot, the nitrogen balloons will rise to the high and surprise her with the wonderful set up.

Hide and Seek

Plan a puzzles game to store the birthday present. Ask her to go to the park or the place where you set up the game, give her some clues to solve the puzzles and sit back wait till she got her birthday present.

Ok, i ran out of creative ideas already, please provide me some.

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